The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”
Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.
2011 tumblr was a fuckig awful experience
Your friends are allowed to have friends who are not you. They are even allowed to be better friends with them than they are you.
Your friends are not your possessions, you don’t get to dictate who they can and can’t talk to.
If you think you can, you might just be a problem.
Turns out we’ve been playing pokemon wrong.
don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing
No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day
see this is what I’m talking about